TOP CAT, WHITE TIE AND TAILS
(Osmosys OSMO CD 041)
The Franco-Prussian War of the Spanish Succession – Dave Cash
Top Cat, White Tie and Tails – Nonny James
Knot – Roger Lloyd Pack
An Admission – Joss Ackland
The mask of Mono – Robert Lindsay
The Church of the Wholly Undecided – Les Barker
Bungee jumping for lemmings – Jenny Agutter
Mute Swan – Tim Brooke-Taylor
Disaster at Sea – Edward de Souza
No May – Prunella Scales
Inconsonants – Trevor Peacock
I used to be a singer in a rock band – Tony Hawks
Acupuncture – Tessa Peake Jones
The Authors’ Story – Tim Brooke-Taylor
On performing poetry – Andrew Sachs
Garden Waste – Jenny Agutter
Home Improvement – Michael Cochrane
My phone’s out of order – Peter Donaldson
Go Stay and Fetch – Judi Spiers Leonardo Da Thingy – Andrew Sachs
McPherson’s Lament – Ken Bruce
Reg was a lonely glow worm – Norma Dixit
The Y Files – Gerard McDermott
Oh Lord when I die – Joss Ackland
Chronology – Christopher Cazenove
The Charge of the Late Brigade – Clare Balding and Jimmy McGrath
The secret – Edward de Souza
A short biography from the age of three until nearly teatime.
Les Barker writes strange poems and comes originally from Mancheste and was an accountant before he became a professional idiot. He’s written 77 books in English and one in Welsh, which sell in large numbers at his gigs because people don’t quite believe what they’ve just heard. His poems have spawned a number of folk heroes: Jason and the Arguments, Cosmo the Fairly Accurate Knife Thrower, Captain Indecisive and Spot of the Antarctic, to name but two.
Les began his career as assistant to Mrs Ackroyd, a small hairy mongrel who lay around in folk clubs, bit people and became famous. Mrs Ackroyd was the only dog ever to own her own record label. Since her sad demise, Les is mainly a solo performer, though he has taken to working with humans from time to time. The Mrs Ackroyd Band gradually evolved from an ever-changing who’s who of the folk scene into a tightly knit, well-rehearsed group.
Les has several solo albums to his credit: ‘Dogologues’, An Infinite Number of Occasional Tables’, ‘A Cardi and Bloke’, ‘Up the creek without a poodle’, ‘Arovertherapy’ and ‘The War on Terrier’. He has travelled the length, breadth and height of Great Britain, as well as Hong Kong, Australia, New Zealand, and – both solo and with the band – the United States and Canada, and has won prizes at the National Eisteddfod.
The Mrs Ackroyd Band – supplemented by guest members such as June Tabor and Martin Allcock – has released five albums;Oranges & Lemmings’, ‘Gnus & Roses’, ‘Tubular Dogs’, ‘Yelp!’. and ‘Dark side of the mongrel’.
In addition there are five highly acclaimed albums of his serious work; the folk opera ‘The Stones of Callanish’, ‘Some Love’, ‘The Wings of Butterflies’, Airs of the Dog’ and ‘Twilight of the Dogs’, all involving a galaxy of talent. His serious songs have also featured on albums by Martin Carthy and Dave Swarbrick, and by June Tabor. June invariably includes a smattering of Mr Barker’s serious and comic songs in her live performances. The Kingston Trio and Tom Paxton have also recorded Mr Barker’s songs’.
Les and the Mrs Ackroyd Band burst furtively onto national radio with a series of six programmes for BBC Radio 2 entitled ‘Mrs Ackroyd explores up her roots’. A new, and much larger audience were led in ever decreasing circles by Mr Barker’s strange mind. A growing number of radio programmes worldwide are featuring his recorded work. Dr Demento has included the Mrs Ackroyd Band’s performance of ‘Dachshunds with erections can’t climb stairs’ on one of his compilations, and ‘Will the turtle be unbroken?’ on another; and ‘Reinstalling Windows’ on the next one.
There is also a double CD of Mr Barker’s work performed by a vast number of TV & radio personalities, ‘Guide Cats for the Blind’ and a sequel, ‘The Missing Persians File’File’, and a third ‘Top Cat, White Tie and Tails’. And a fourth, ‘Catnav’.
And ‘The Mrs Ackroyd Occasional Table Book’; a collection of his greatest hits (up to about 1998) mixed with a selection of his photographs taken on his travels, followed by ‘The Mrs Ackroyd Periodic Table Book’.
What else can one say about Les Barker? He was Old York Victoria’s footballer of the year in the season when they finished top of the Altrincham League. He has run a marathon in two hours forty one minutes; but he was younger then. He’s very difficult to describe. But there’s only one of him. Go and see him (and buy some of his books).